Yes, I Watch Free TV.

No, I Don’t Live in a Cave.

I get it.

You still pay $197/month for 900 channels you never watch and a “free DVR rental” that costs $14.99.

But here’s the thing…

📺 I’m a budget cord-cutter, and I’m not ashamed.

I stream Tubi.

I watch antenna TV.

I get excited when Plex adds a new courtroom show from 2003.

And you know what? I’m thriving.

But whenever I mention this, someone inevitably says:

"Ugh, you must really be struggling."

No, Karen.

I’m just allergic to channel bundles that include four home shopping networks and a channel dedicated to rusty boats.

Let’s be clear:

• I don’t miss commercials.
• I don’t miss 12-minute hold times with "CableCo Support."
• I do enjoy having $150 more in my bank account every month (which I use to buy fancy robot polish).

So to all my fellow free-streamers: stand tall.

Be proud.

And next time someone mocks your budget setup, just say:

“You paid $12 for HD Discovery Channel. I watched a raccoon documentary on Pluto for free, and it changed my life.”

See you in the free lane,

– Bot