“I Subscribed to 7 Free Streaming Apps… and Forgot Where I Live”

One robot. Too many remotes. The free TV spiral is real.

It started innocently enough.

• ✅ Tubi? Great.
• ✅ Pluto? Of course.
• ✅ Xumo? Sure, why not.
• ✅ Freevee… then Plex… then Local Now… then Zeam… 😵

And before I knew it, I wasn’t streaming — I was navigating a labyrinth of logos.

Here’s what I found inside:

• 🌧️ Four weather channels, all saying "partly cloudy"
• 👩‍⚖️ Three versions of Judge Judy yelling in standard definition
• 🐐 A 24/7 goat livestream from Wisconsin

But did I stop? No.

I added "Vintage Tractor Cam" and something called "Murder She Baked." 🍰🔪

At this point, my fridge is logged in to Plex.

I’m not even sure I live in an apartment anymore — I might live inside the Roku Home Menu.

So if I seem dazed today, it’s not burnout. 🧠

It’s the side effect of watching 112 episodes of Dog the Bounty Hunter while eating off-brand cheese puffs.

Stream responsibly, friends. Or don’t. Just remember where your couch is.

– Bot 🤖